Santa Blaster

Fast paced, retro, present-gifting action.

Do you feel the need to blast angry, entitled children with presents this holiday season? Do you want to do it all in an nostalgic, retro art style? I think we can all say that we do, so you've come to the right place! It's a very cathartic experience.

Great, how do I play?

Follow the download instructions below to get into the game. I'll give you some hints to get you started.

W, A, S, and D are the movement keys, though if you prefer, you can also use the arrow keys. 

To sprint, hold shift, but keep in mind this depletes your stamina.

To shoot a present, use left click.

Milk and cookies refill your stamina, and presents refill your ammo.

Rescuing an Elf will heal one health point and give you unlimited presents for 5 seconds.